The Sand (2015)

The floor is lava? Remember that game? Jumping from sofa to chair to bed to the cat because "THE FLOOR IS LAVA!"

OK, that's basically what The Sand is - a big game of Off-Ground Touch.

The premise, not bad and straight into B-Movie land. A group of scantily clad teens are on a beach, if they touch the sand they die....something about aliens that eat flesh or some what-not.

The saving grace(s) of this movie are:

•  That it starts off looking like a "found footage" but it isn't. 
• There are boobs. 
• There is a fat bloke with a crudely drawn wang on his face.

Sadly that all happens in the first ten minutes leaving you the rest of this stinker. Sequel? Kick The Can? What's The Time Mr.Wolf (with a werewolf!)?

2/10 Masks.

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