Wednesday, 16 September 2015

Jurassic Prey (2015)


Right - look at the picture above. Imagine that animated stop motion in a way so bad that it's not even good, it's just bad. Now cut that in with images of what looks like a sock puppet or a rubber kids toy - ok? That's the film's climax. There, I just saved you 90 mins of your life.

Look at the DVD cover:


Now look at the actual film:


No one in their right mind would even want to make, be in or watch this movie. Not even as a joke. There's some sort of a plot too but whatever it is cannot excuse this steaming pile of a film.


ZERO/10 MASKS! And that's being generous.

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