It's.....The doll!!!
Advertised as "Before Annabelle, before Chucky...there was Robert!". Although this feels like one of those rip-off films you might find on sale at the Poundshop, like "Iron Hero".
The story, once again based on a "true" story of a haunted doll, follows the same template as said previously mentioned films.
Strange creepy looking doll comes into the house, starts chatting to the kid of the family, people start getting killed, blah blah blah...
I mean it's just awful. I understand someone somewhere saw Annabelle and said "but that's just ripping off the story of Robert...we must correct this at once! Man the cameras!" Sorry guys, you got beaten to it, we've already seen this film only better.
When the main spooky ghost of the movie looks like Gabbo from The Simpsons it's even laughable -however the two actors playing the parents (Lee Bane and Suzie Frances Garton) are actually really good in this despite appearing in this prop-up disaster of a film. Sort of like sellotaping a Rolls Royce flying lady on a Go-Kart.
Avoid at all costs. So bad it's just bad.
1/10 Masks
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