Friday, 24 July 2015

The Last House On Cemetery Lane (2015)


Sometimes you'll be watching a movie and just wonder how and why anyone bothered to make it. This is one of those. Writer and director, Andrew Jones has produced a few indy flicks and this one sadly reeks of that very word.
The plot follows a screen writer that moves to a secluded house in order to concentrate on his new project - after discovering that there is a blind old lady that also lives upstairs in the house, strange things start happening.
From here we get zero scares, zero twists (that you didn't already suspect) and zero excitement. The acting is flat and more suited to a soap opera, the cast forgettable and it's only redeeming feature is that I didn't turn it off.
However - it is a British film that isn't 100% dross so I wouldn't be surprised if Andrew Jones went on to make bigger and better and this would be considered "his not-so-good" early work.
2/10 Masks



English
1 hr 22 min (82 min)
Writer/Director: Andrew Jones.
Stars: Vivien Bridson, Lee Bane, Georgina Blackledge

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